The Pickled Priest Wastes Valuable Time #002: Our 50 Favorite Frank Zappa Song Titles (Or, Pushing AI to Its Outer Limits)

Sure, we waste a lot of time around here. It's no sin. In this feature, we push that skill (yes, it's a skill) to the limit by taking on a dubious project idea and turning it into a post for you to read or not read based on your own propensity for time wasting. Seriously, no obligation.

We were all set to post our Top 50 favorite Frank Zappa song titles, but something didn't sit right. It just didn't seem like we were wasting enough time! So we decided to see what would happen if we asked AI to produce an image based on each song's title. The results are sometimes brilliant and sometimes not so brilliant. We know this post offers very little back to humanity in general, but that's the point.

Special thanks for Frank Zappa for being such a complete lunatic musical genius and to those lunatic computer geniuses who came up with AI, too. You've both really outdone yourself this time and here's the evidence.

Note: Ranked by title, not AI image.

We should've made this happen while we had the chance.

PICKLED PRIEST'S 50 FAVORITE FRANK ZAPPA SONG TITLES

(with corresponding AI-generated images)

50 "I'm Stealing the Towels"

A fitting track from an album titled 200 Motels (a soundtrack), which had a shit-ton of funny track titles on it as you will see shortly. Zappa has lots of goofy titles in general, but some of the humor is a bit more subtle. I particularly appreciate the up-front declaration in this title. There are no ifs, ands, or buts. The towels are coming home with me, people. Keep in mind that the wackiest titles aren't always the best titles. So some of those you'd expect to find here won't be. (From 200 Motels)

AI Grade: D

Google AI wouldn't generate an image of someone breaking the law, which I find laughable. How pious. So, I had to amend my query to something that doesn't break a commandment, I guess. So we start with this pile of cheap hotel towels. Things will get better.

49 "Aerobics in Bondage"

How exactly would this work? (From Frank Zappa Meets the Mothers of Prevention)

AI Grade: F

Prison and bondage are two different things. A total misfire, once again attributable to AI's built-in 'Safe Query' feature, which we are growing to hate.

48 "Ian Underwood Whips It Out"

If you spent enough time with Zappa in the 60s some full frontal was inevitable. His Laurel Canyon pad was one long freak show with a postal address. It was only a matter of time until woodwindist/keyboardist/gongist Ian Underwood would live up to his last name and show you the real "underwood" if you catch my drift. He didn't miss his chance and got rewarded with a song title for his efforts. Actually, the real story is that when Zappa asked him to "whip it out" he was talking about his saxophone, but I like my story better. (From Uncle Meat)

AI Grade: D

Again, the prudes behind the AI program I used wouldn't return a sexual image and I can't say I'm disappointed this time. Instead, they offered up this fuzzy black & white photo of Ian doing some of his usual multitasking.

FYI: I made one rule for this project and that was we had to take the first image provided. One query and out.

47 "Were We Ever Really Safe in San Antonio?"

I suppose this is the perfect question to ask as you are leaving a city alive and not "Am I Really Going to Be Safe in San Antonio?" as you arrive. (From Guitar)

AI Grade: D

I fed this title into AI and all it gave me was a patrol SUV from San Antone. That's not enough for me, but I do understand the logic. I suppose I should be thankful I didn't get something with ICE written on the side.

46 "Frogs With Dirty Lips"

Why would a frog have dirty lips you ask? Just ask Zappa's young son Ahmet, who came up with the song. (From Them Or Us)

AI Grade: D-

Google AI doesn't dabble in the profane, so a search for a frog with dirty lips is likely too close to the line of perversion for them. Instead, we get a weird looking frog sitting in the dirt instead of a shot of Kermit doing lord knows what to Ms. Piggy or something equally disturbing. Consider yourself lucky.

45 "What Will the Evening Bring Me This Morning"

No question mark in case you're wondering. Anyone who has ever tied one on Saturday night might ask this very question. The phrasing of the title amuses me, so formal for a drunk. You know how everything seems funnier when you're hungover and recapping the previous night's events? (From 200 Motels)

AI Grade: C

This is image reasonably charming if you like that kind of thing, but we don't. AI took this is in a Disney direction, which seems about as far from the content of 200 Motels as is humanly possible. There's little chance for a remake either.

44 "Call Any Vegetable"

Remember when you were a kid and the first line of defense in an argument was to say, "Ask Anyone, they'll tell ya!" That's how I interpret the tone of this title. The song speaks of the benefits of vegetables, but is claimed by Zappa to be a metaphor for lazy, inactive people. If you give either a call, you're likely to get the same answer. Dead silence. (From Absolutely Free)

AI Grade: B+

It's a pretty good response considering the query, so give credit where credit is due. A vibrant, amusing image, especially how the carrot is propping up the peapod (to its apparent delight). Old-fashioned rotary phone adds just the right amount of reality to the whimsical image.

43 "Janet's Big Dance Number"

She's been sitting over there in the corner patiently waiting for her chance and she isn't going to miss it when it comes. (From 200 Motels)

AI Grade: C

She just doesn't look like a Janet. And we hate the Broadway musical vibe chosen. Good use of neon, however.

42 "Lonesome Electric Turkey"

Have you ever been to Electricturkeyland? Somewhere in the bowels of the inner city lives the electric turkey and you want no part of this vengeful gobbler around Thanksgiving. He'd slice your throat from ear-to-ear without a second thought. (From Fillmore East - June 1971)

AI Grade: A+

This wildly exceeded my expectations on every level. The roboturkey rendering is spectacular and I just bet there's a machine gun underneath his wing for maximum carnage. Anything else is just gravy. A killer neon sign casts him in a pleasing blue light, but he's not the special today, you are.

41 "Little Green Scratch Sweaters & Corduroy Ponce"

At what point did sweaters stop itching? Or did I just stop wearing them? Also, do high school kids wear corduroy anymore? In my day, I lived in it, especially in winter. This song title doesn't make the list without the "corduroy ponce" add-on, which gives it just the right level of pretentious snobbery. (From 200 Motels)

AI Grade: D+

If you like cats, you might think this reasonably cute, but my main ask is, 'What happened to the 'corduroy ponce' I was promised? Why did AI ignore that part of my query? Without that, this image is geared mainly toward the aesthetic of a 6-year-old girl and that's a major letdown.

40 "What Kind of Girl Do You Think We Are?"

Zappa was far ahead of the game on gender equality and pronoun usage both. (From Fillmore East - June 1971)

AI Grade: C

I don't think this captures the gender-fluid spirit of the title at all. Too literal. But you can understand how and why it was generated. Perhaps it got a little confused. One thing I'll give them: they know their way around neon. The lightning bolt seems to be indicating a speech bubble effect. Not a bad idea, but when you miss the main point, it's not as inspired.

39 "Wonderful Tattoo!"

The most disingenuous of all compliments. Rule of Thumb: The more enthusiasm you put into it, the worse the tattoo. So be careful not to overpraise. And do not, under any circumstances, make a return visit more than a year after initial application, when the tat has lost its coloring and the ink has bled together into a soupy morass. I love the implied snark of this title, which puts it over the top for me. (From Everything is Healing Nicely)

AI Grade: C-

Not horrible, but could they have found an image with a tattoo that is even remotely wonderful? This tat is too dark, too standard issue (A dragon and some flowers? Yawn.), and too overworked for its own good. I was hoping AI would offer up a cool design I could use for my full back piece to be inked later. So, did I get the Inkmaster gig or not?

38 "Penguin in Bondage"

Not Batman's penguin, I assume, but real penguins have their kinky side, too. (From Roxy & Elsewhere)

AI Grade: C+

Once again, AI doesn't return queries with a sexual undertones, so I had to settle for some handcuffs around the waistline (he's all waist for that matter). I wonder what his safe word is? "Tuxedo"? Penguins are always cute, but AI let us down on this one by not showing us what they do at home. Prudes.

37 "For the Young Sophisticate"

Some seemingly normal titles attract me the most. I'm willing to bet the Gatsby crowd didn't put on Zappa records while entertaining their rich friends, but the title is rich in a non-monetary way.

AI Grade: B

Here, I infer that the lady of the house is reading the lyrics to Zappa's "Penis Dimension" and pondering the deep meaning of the lyrics, "Do you worry and moan, that the size of your cock is not monstrous enough?" She seems to be contemplating that very thought at this moment in time, gazing into the distance as she works through it. (From Tinseltown Rebellion)

36 "The Girl Wants to Fix Him Some Broth"

She's not just making it, she wants to make it. That's when you know you've found the one. (From 200 Motels)

AI Grade: C+

The key to the title is the unlikely song topic, so it's hard to blame AI for returning a literal image in this case. What more would one expect? She does appear to be whipping up a pretty tasty broth, complete with fresh ingredients all professionally minced. I upgraded this from a C- to a C+ based on the sprig of thyme she's about to introduce to the pot. An oft forgotten flavor infusion that makes a major difference in a good brothel.

35 "Hot Plate Heaven at the Green Hotel"

Now this is a cook book I would buy. And practical, too. Keep fire extinguisher handy. (From Broadway the Hard Way)

AI Grade: A+

Absolutely on the nose! A gorgeous image with the neon lighting up the slick parking lot like a detective novel is about to break out. It seems as if AI is really starting to understand this project.

34 "Nasal Retentive Calliope Music"

This title is borderline Robert Pollard territory, but I like it because it provides us a much better name for a "head cold." "I can't come to work today, I'm suffering from nasal retentiveness. Yup, I sound like a fucking calliope this morning. You do not want me around you guys today." (From We're Only In It For the Money)

AI Grade: A+

An absolute masterpiece. The level of detail, all the way down to the posters of noses on the back wall and sloped ceiling, is breathtaking, pardon the pun. The three-tiered organ with noses emitting the music is simply genius. The antique feel, the shading, the lab coat, the rubber gloves. I mean, where does this stop? An amazing piece of art. Perfect in every way.

33 "Artificial Rhonda"

But will "Artificial Rhonda" she still help me get her outta my heart? (From Thing-Fish)

AI Grade: B+

It's pretty cool, but would a Rhonda be wearing a bow tie? I'm not against it, but I doubt it. This looks like something from the Jetsons, which is a very good thing, but AI couldn't figure out the Zappa tie-in, so it made Rhonda a metal robot instead of a rubber sex doll. A great picture considering, but way off the mark thematically.

32 "Invocation and Ritual Dance of the Young Pumpkin"

I wonder why only the young pumpkins get to dance? Is that because the older pumpkins already got their faces chewed off by hungry squirrels? (From Absolutely Free)

AI Grade: B-

It seems predictably Halloweenish on first view, but then the questions start. Did he carve himself or go to a carving salon? Can pumpkins commit suicide? What size is his top hat? Who leaves lit candles on their porch when dry leaves are falling everywhere? This image asks more questions than it answers. That said, it's pretty well done considering the limited possibilities provided by the query.

31 "A Nun Suit Painted on Some Old Boxes"

I'm not completely sure what this title's intent was, but they didn't have Spirit Halloween stores back when Zappa released this, so perhaps this was a description of his costume for Halloween back in 1971? (From 200 Motels)

AI Grade: A

If you look at the nun drawing, you can see some of the print from the boxes underneath that would naturally bleed through any chalk drawing on a standard cardboard box. Nice attention to detail. Also like the refuse littering the ground in front of the boxes. They didn't have to add that, but did. I wonder what algorithm dictated that addition? Pretty sophisticated.

30 "In-a-Gadda-Stravinsky"

Considering the source, I'll allow it. I'm willing to believe Zappa's band could easily pull off an Iron Butterfly/Stravinsky hybrid if they wanted to. Nothing seemed beyond their reach back in the day. (From Guitar)

AI Grade: B-

It's pretty cool, but I'm not sure it captures either side of the titular equation convincingly. Actually, it has a Ghostbusters vibe. A thought that "just popped in there" when I first laid eyes on it.

29 "Dwarf Nebula Processional March" & "Dwarf Nebula"

On the way into the Dwarf Nebula aliens are greeted with a processional march fit for kings and/or overlords, depending on the situation. Now that's class. Then, when all are seated around the table, the full track unfolds in all its regality. Now that's how you treat interplanetary guests.

AI Grade: C-

A dull, routine space image. Just when we were over the moon with AI, this pops up and brings us back down to Earth.

28 "Peaches en Regalia"

I bet the Allman Brothers were jealous they didn't think of this title in place of the relatively bland, Eat a Peach. (From Hot Rats)

AI Grade: B-

AI figured out the song was from Hot Rats, so that's pretty impressive. Hence, we get rats eating peaches, which works, although a little unsettling.

27 "Bogus Pomp"

Your tolerance for pomp may equate to your social status, but any can partake in a free society. It's guaranteed by one of the Amendments, I believe. And the commoners can tell bogus pomp when they see it. The rich, not so much. (From London Symphony Orchestra, Vol. 2)

AI Grade: A+

This is pretty fucking amazing isn't it? And it returned this image in about seven seconds flat like people are constantly asking for an image of something demonstrating "bogus pomp" so all they had to do was pull it from their back pocket and send it over to my computer. I love that the image is a one man parade. If you're like me, it immediately reminded me of our current president. Seriously, we're not far from this being a real photo of him by now. Give him time.

26 "Planet of the Baritone Women"

Is this a good thing or a bad thing? I bet it would be fun initially, but would wear out its welcome soon after. Not a sexy falsetto to be found. (From Broadway the Hard Way)

AI Grade: B

If you landed your spaceship in the middle of this intimidating group of women, you'd either be pretty excited or scared for your life. The image returned captures that weird vibe convincingly, but ends up leaning a little too heavily on a prog-metal vibe for its own good.

25 "Theme from the 3rd Movement of Sinister Footwear"

Has Steve Martin's Cruel Shoes been made into a Disney movie? By the third movement, that footwear would be reaching full sinister, I imagine. (From Them Or Us)

AI Grade: B

The shoes are stylish, what with the pointy elf-like Doc Marten vibe and all, but it's too Wicked-esque for me and right now I'm tapped out on Oz. And fucking Ariana Grande for that matter.

24 "The Duke of Prunes" / "Duke of Orchestral Prunes"

The Duke was notoriously constipated, so that explains his honotific, but I assume Orchestral Prunes are for those rare cases when he's ingested a brick into his colon that ain't passing anytime soon. (From Absolutely Free)

AI Grade: A+

How do they do it? This image is a miracle of modern technology. His necklace is made from prunes, his staff has a prune on it, there are bowls of prunes on the floor, and his royal title is hanging above his head for all to see (as if they couldn't figure it out on their own). Hell, even his dog has a collar with a prune hanging from it. I suppose if you find him roaming the streets alone, you'll know who he belongs to right quick. I can't say enough about this image. I squealed with delight when it was returned. Am I the only one in the world with this in my possession, I wonder? This image alone made this project go from 'waste of time" to 'brilliant use of time' in a matter of seconds.

23 "The Eric Dolphy Memorial Barbecue"

Eric Dolphy was famous for his album, Out to Lunch, so I assume this is where he's been all these years. (From Weasels Ripped My Flesh)

AI Grade: A+

I'd buy this if it were a poster, which it is not (yet). I love that they made it look like a public event, complete with a set date (that I didn't provide). The background images are fantastic, with all kinds of freaky shit going down. And where can I buy a Weber Grill with a saxophone attachment? And what exactly is its functionality, may I ask? Does a B-Flat indicate your steak is medium well? And yes, that even looks like jazz giant Eric Dolphy hovering over the scene at the top. Plus, all the jazz you want and ribs you can eat for free. The level of detail here is downright mind-boggling. I'll overlook AI's use of "Barbecue BQ" because it looks like they were thinking of writing BBQ and went for the longer version instead. An understandable mistake.

22 "The Voice of Cheese"

If it sounds anything like Aaron Rodgers, I'm taking this off the list. (From Uncle Meat)

AI Grade: B+

It looks like the logo for a dry, Sunday afternoon NPR talk show and that's just perfect in my book. Adding the 'Est. 2024' contradicts the original year of the song's release, so they could've left that off. Otherwise, it's a pretty appealing logo, isn't it? Extra credit for the Swiss cheese man's monocle. An inspired addition.

21 "Latex Solar Beef"

And you wanna be my latex solar beef salesman? (From Fillmore East - June 1971)

AI Grade: A

An amazing logo downgraded one-half a letter for repeating the world "Solar" for no apparent reason. I have to admit that I love the design, color scheme, and crispness of the image. It looks like it could be stamped on a pound of solar latex beef tomorrow and be ready for sale shortly thereafter.

20 "Evelyn, a Modified Dog"

Evelyn, what have you done to your breasts? (From One Size Fits All)

AI Grade: B-

One size does not fit all, Evelyn! This is just a lot. And, yes, it does indeed appear that AI has "modified" the poodle's glamour shot by augmenting (actually creating) Evelyn's boobs. That seems to be a little risqué for such a conservative query-answering operation. I did laugh when I saw the pink form-fitting outfit perfectly tailored down to each furry puffball. In the end, I downgraded it significantly for the creepiness factor.

19 "The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing"

I prefer this bootleg of the Sermon on the Mount that includes this hot-mic take from a soundcheck rehearsal. And let's face it, this seems to fit our new political climate much more than Jesus's outdated, precious, and naive original. What was he thinking? (From You Are What You Is)

AI Grade: F

I know it had limited choices, but this is still a very unappealing image. Is there truth to it? Yes.

18 "Dog Breath, In the Year of the Plague"

I have had this dog living with me before and it ain't pleasant. And we weren't suffering from a plague at the time, just a pandemic. (From Uncle Meat)

AI Grade: A+

Truly unreal how all elements are not only present but also working together to form a complete composition. I've never seen dog breath rendered any better than this and the "bring out your dead" vibe in the background is downright haunting. The dark overtones provide just the right atmosphere for such a harrowing image. The14th century never looked so good.

17 "Cocaine Decisions"

Oddly, 87% of cocaine decisions actually turn out to be the right call. Who knew? That fact has been statistically proven time and time again by a panel of wired scientists back in the 1980s. (From The Man From Utopia)

AI Grade: D

He doesn't look high at all. That defeats the purpose. AI wouldn't give in to a drug-based query, so I had to work around it. What coulda been...

16 "Jesus Thinks You're a Jerk"

He does. And you are. (From Broadway the Hard Way)

AI Grade: A

This borderline New Yorker cartoon is right up my alley. It's good to see that AI has a sense of humor when given the opportunity. This picture looks like Jesus spent about ten minutes walking around New York's financial district and just decided to give up, make a sign, and sit on a dingy bench while waiting for his lift back to heaven. Third coming cancelled indefinitely.

15 "Debra Kadabra"

The best name for a female magician ever. (From Bongo Fury)

AI Grade: A-

Love the add-ins: "The Queen of the Damned" and "Live!" included despite not being prompted. Extra credit given. I'd like it better if she were a magician, but that's petty. I'm not sure I would've come up with this in a million years if given just the song title, so kudos all around. This would also make a cool album cover for Debra's next live record of all Zappa covers. I'd buy it.

14 "Half a Dozen Provocative Squats"

Is this all it takes to lure in potential lover at the gym? (From 200 Motels)

AI Grade: D-

"Provocative squats" also not allowed by AI or this could've been interesting. So this is the best I could get and it couldn't be any more underwhelming. It looks like she's taking a dump.

13 "For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitchhikers)"

Miraculously, the second time this song has been on one of our lists. It also made our list of Best Parenthetical Song Titles. (From The Grand Wazoo)

AI Grade: B+

Well, this went in an unexpected direction! A VW bus, and alien, and a skunk all take a road trip...insert joke here. Why is Calvin holding up a sign with the song's title on it? Seems redundant. AI used a little artistic license there. I do like that they put Saturn in the background sky. What does that imply? Are we on a different planet here or has Saturn comes closer to Earth? I also love that the alien has picked up the proper gesture in order to secure his ride. It worked!

12 "The Central Scrutinizer"

If this job was posted on Indeed, I'd shoot my resume over immediately. (From Joe's Garage)

AI Grade: A-

This is a pretty rad lair for the Central Scrutinizer to work from, but you'd need at least this many TVs to scrutinize Trump alone. Still, it's a stellar image considering the Big Brother vibe of the title. I love that the machinery has a built in metal sign on the bottom. It offers a little status to such an important role. With the advent of social media the CS is going to need to hire some staff soon.

11 "Lucy's Seduction of a Bored Violinist & Postlude

How hard could it be? One verse of "In-a-Gadda Stradivarius" and he's in her back pocket (if she had one). Somehow, he looks nonplussed by her overture. Hmmm. Is the "Postlude" the musical equivalent of a postcoital cigarette? (From 200 Motels)

AI Grade: B-

This query couldn't have been that hard for a supercomputer to manage. A little too posed for my liking, though.

10 "Weasels Ripped My Flesh"

The only title-track on the list, this legendary Zappa number isn't pretty, but it would make for a good suburban horror film soundtrack. (From Weasels Ripped My Flesh)

AI Grade: N/A

Since this is an album title, it's not surprising AI would return an existing image from a pre-existing album cover, so no need to even bother discussing it.

09 "Variations on the Carlos Santana Street Chord Progression"

This title just tickles my fancy every time. (From Shut Up 'n' Play Yer Guitar)

AI Grade: B

Not a great image, but I do appreciate that AI turned over every rock to find an example of the titular "street chord" progression. Fellow guitarists, does the diagram supplied hold water? Either way, credit given.

08 "The Illinois Enema Bandit"

I don't know what's worse: Stealing excrement or doing it in Illinois? Both equally gross. After a little research, I found out that this was actually a true story (see article above). Truth is stranger than fiction, but that doesn't lessen its impact as a great, albeit disturbing, song title. (From Zappa in New York)

AI Grade: B+

I'm giving AI a high grade here for alerting me that this is a true story by returning a real newspaper headline about the incident. So kudos for that. Facts matter.

07 "Prelude to the Afternoon of a Sexually Aroused Gas Mask"

How do you know when they're aroused and when they're just doing their job? (From Weasels Ripped My Flesh)

AI Grade: B+

Yet again, AI doesn't give you sexual-query latitude even when a gas mask is involved. This looks like something out of Pulp Fiction, but I have to admit there's still a light sexual energy emanating from this mask or am I just imagining it? Very Blue Velvet.

06 "This Town is a Sealed Tuna Sandwich"

At least it's sealed and not rotting in the sun being pecked at by pigeons. I assume this implies the town is pretty on the surface but stinks when you start poking around in its business? (From 200 Motels)

AI Grade: B

Pretty good job considering the very unsexy title of the song. Extra credit for creating a special label for the deli (which you can barely read) that made the sandwich. I touch that didn't need to be there. I'm not allowing my hatred for tuna to get in the way of my criticism, either. I'm a true professional that way.

05 "The Chrome Plated Megaphone of Destiny"

This sounds like a song Tenacious D might've come up with for their latest album. (From We're Only In It For the Money)

AI Grade: A

It's a pretty easy query as they go, but they found a megaphone, put the name "Destiny" on its side, chrome-plated it all, and even implied a little vocal teleportation in the purple compass inside the cone. All in about five seconds, no less. Oddly, for the second time, Saturn is again in the background of the image (see song #13). What's happening? Does AI know something we don't?

04 "Dance of the Rock & Roll Interviewers"

This is illegal in all states except Nevada at the moment. (From 200 Motels)

AI Grade: C-

Such a letdown. This was the one I was most looking forward to running through AI and this bullshit response is the best I could get? A major bummer.

03 "Son of Suzy Creamcheese"

I wonder if he's soft in the middle even though the rest of his life is so hard? (From Absolutely Free)

AI Grade: A

I really wondered what we'd get here and was pleasantly surprised. I am pleased that mom was kept in the picture watching over her boy from above (I'd love to know his first name—Philly, perhaps?). It has just the right psychedelic feel to it with lots of era-specific graphics in the background. Very San Fran circa '66. Real nice. Would make a great album cover, too.

02 "Revenge of the Nick Nack People"

I am one of them and we are coming for your empty shelves. (from Läther)

AI Grade: A

I love it for the most part, but I could do without the little green men and the cats. But I suppose Nick Nack People could mean real people who love nick nacks or nick nacks that came to life. AI chose the latter, against my intent, but it's still cool. I also like the song title hanging from the teapot blimp. Weird in a good way.

01 "Who Are the Brain Police?"

I wonder what the training program is like to become a Brain Policeperson? Have you ever met one? I'm willing to bet Zappa knew who they were, for he was probably getting pulled over on the regular for SUI (Songwriting Under the Influence). Frank's take on the song from a 1988 interview follows below, which will most assuredly not help at all:

A lot of people police their own brains. They're like citizen soldiers, so to speak. I've seen people who will willingly arrest, try, and punish their own brains. Now that's really sad. That's vigilante brain policism. It's not even official, it's like self-imposed.

Whatever you say, sir! I'm buying!

(From Freak Out!)

AI Grade: A+

This came out of left field. After all the elaborate images generated, why suddenly a Peanuts gang image? I don't care. I absolutely love it. Yes! This is exactly something Charlie Brown would fret about in the middle of the night. So simple, so effective. Brilliant, AI, just brilliant!!

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OK, we've wasted enough of your/our time for today. No...wait. We can waste just a little more. Here's an image of a priest's head in a pickle jar for good measure! Our curiosity got the best of us. Pretty fucking amazing if you ask me.

AI Grade: A++++++

Records are your religion? Sacrilege!!

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Go do something productive now to offset the damage done.

Cheers!

The Priest