Side effects of making a 1976 mixtape include: stress ulcers, brain fog, creative atrophy, inability to make logical choices, and decision overload. Consult your local priest before attempting at home.

Everyone born in 1994 is in their 30s now. Fuck.

Mixtape General's Warning: Making a 26-song mixtape from 1978 could be hazardous to your health. Proceed with caution.

Is it better to make a grand arrival or a spectacular departure? This list argues for the latter.